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Volume 2
« on: March 25, 2013, 03:06:10 am »
Two weekends have gone by and the league table resembles the AL East from back in the days - for you baseball fans - where two teams are dominating and insuring their playoff berth at such an early stage. As for the rest of the group, the remaining two playoff slots are up for grabs. In this Volume, we'll try and summarize team situations, as well as provide some controversy for our readers.

Bombers
  • While the Bombers are off to a hot start, it's their cold-blooded offensive display that irks every one of its opponents. Their attendance has been the best in the league so far, with the entire team making themselves available night in and night out. Wazza feels accustomed to his new-found role, topping the points chart with 9 assists. From the goalkeeper to the fowards, everyone has played their role well, but it's jimbles notronbo's mysterious play that has caught everyone by surprise. Following their game against the Cyclones, danial got into a heated discussion and called for a early retirement from the league. Although the Bombers will miss his presence, look for this team to only get better as AIR will make a return to the lineup next weekend following a knee surgery.

Dynasty
  • This Dynasty team is nothing short of greatness. After over-coming a 3v4 match-up just this past weekend, they've showed true courage, making their case for the best team in the league. Attendance has been a issue for this team but they have the right guys with the right skill set to challenge for the top spot. If this team can manage to get its act together and play to its potential, things could get enticing at the top of the league table. blockade has really been the MVP of this team, restricting opponents to a 1.38GAA. Unfortunately for this team, they lost a top of the line Waiver spot on a player with multiple accounts, so they'll have to wait their turn before they can splash on a big fish. Look for this Dynasty squad to stay focused as a team and rely on its team defense that its been striving on for the past couple of weekends.

Cyclones
  • Our expert analysis believe that the Cyclones will remain a middle-of-the-pack type of team, unless they make some roster changes. The team is in a desperate need of a quality active player but with their #1 Waiver spot, it's only a matter of time before they start rolling. Some good talented members were drafted by Lord of Fail, but whether or not he can lead them to a playoff berth will rely a lot on the management. A 3-0 win last weekend has put some confidence in this club but confidence is only a reflection of consistent performances. Thunderstorm has expressed on many occasions that he is not too happy with the way things have gone, so to keep him content could be a priority for LoF. We'll follow this team more closely in the upcoming weeks to see if any positive changes have been made, but for now consider the Cyclones a playoff-bound-but-a-first-round-exit sort of squad.

Rattlers
  • Inactivity. That's the only word that comes to mind when thinking about the >Rattlers. The team is very unfortunate to have found a GM (ex-GM now) in BIG MUFFINZ. Although -NDR- has taken over since, neither of them have really worked on anything within the club. This team is practically left for dead and to come out of this hole will seem like a daunting task. Not much to say here, but until -NDR- smartens up and starts to care, there will never be anything to write about. Hell, we feel like we wasted our character limit on this post.

Disaster
  • This Disaster squad has really been a disaster. Heading into the first weekend, a lot of hopes were placed upon them. Heading into the third weekend now, no one can figure out what actually happened. Barca-Kes drafted a solid team and even though unavailability has been a issue, this team looks nothing like a team whenever it got the chance to play as one. Things have really hit rock bottom so to say it can't get any worse will be a understatement. Expect their management to turn this team around and live up to all the expectations everyone had of them before. If Drag can make himself available, this team can fly under the radar and into the playoffs and even do some damage.

Penguins
  • Penguins have lost a lot of respect from its opponents after losing a 4v3 match-up. A lot of critics weighed their opinions on the 1st overall selection of the draft, but Sona has done well for this Penguins team and looks to be the sort of player they can rely on. They've played the least amount of games so far so can't say they've lost a lot of ground yet. Look for Bubblegum to get his players to show up and perform to the best of their abilities, as he has been successful with his GM positions in the past.
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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2013, 03:06:46 am »
You'll realize the summary got shorter and shorter lol because I lost interest in writing for those bottom-tier teams. Hpns

If someone wants to step up and do these bi-weekly, let me know.
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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2013, 09:31:50 am »
Interesting.
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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2013, 10:28:20 am »
I Srsly think that jimbles is someone like MSL or yigi ffs. He's got awesomness ;P
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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2013, 10:33:02 am »
Lol u wrote yourself in there again not that it's bad or anything but u posted how u feel lol is it hard to write about ur self?
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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2013, 10:38:31 am »
The thing is, jimbles is MSL

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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2013, 11:07:57 am »
Lol u wrote yourself in there again not that it's bad or anything but u posted how u feel lol is it hard to write about ur self?

Lol well I HAD to mention the top points getter at least once. It's hard not to  ::)

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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2013, 11:09:52 am »
The thing is, jimbles is MSL

Skills wise yea but personality wise no. I can't imagine Stu pulling jimmy nutron like troll threads  :-\ Yigi maybe because idk the kid too well.

Plus when he hosted our pre game once, the distance was way different from when MSL hosts his cuban crisis room.

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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2013, 12:26:38 pm »
Welp, boss and I are going to lead our team to the cup

I'll be getting davide santon to show up for next weekend so watch out ;)

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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2013, 12:40:57 pm »
no love for dafuq in any of wazza's volumes ever

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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2013, 01:17:55 pm »
Someone could make a matchup highlight per week.

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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2013, 01:38:24 pm »
Someone could make a matchup highlight per week.
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Dafuq: Once again, Jaymar is good in my book./ jaymar da bess
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« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2013, 02:24:13 pm »
Might go to dynasty if they want me  :)

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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2013, 02:52:52 pm »
Cyclones
  • Our expert analysis believe that the Cyclones will remain a middle-of-the-pack type of team, unless they make some roster changes. The team is in a desperate need of a quality active player but with their #1 Waiver spot, it's only a matter of time before they start rolling. Some good talented members were drafted by Lord of Fail, but whether or not he can lead them to a playoff berth will rely a lot on the management. A 3-0 win last weekend has put some confidence in this club but confidence is only a reflection of consistent performances. Thunderstorm has expressed on many occasions that he is not too happy with the way things have gone, so to keep him content could be a priority for LoF. We'll follow this team more closely in the upcoming weeks to see if any positive changes have been made, but for now consider the Cyclones a playoff-bound-but-a-first-round-exit sort of squad.



damn right

these fags need to show up, bad enough we have the smallest roster, and they dont even show up? D:
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Re: Volume 2
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2013, 05:15:53 pm »
Someone could make a matchup highlight per week.
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in theory, if i had the time, i would make this. but owell. also we could do a player of the week thing or something.