National Haxball Association

Off Topic => Rage Thread => Topic started by: Cruel on April 05, 2013, 08:55:50 pm


Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Thunderstorm on April 06, 2013, 12:36:39 pm
This is a rage topic forum, not a "let me violate my player conduct and get suspended or banned" topic forum.

Js
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Barca-Kes on April 06, 2013, 08:21:44 am
Quote from: sportace on April 05, 2013, 09:38:21 pm
the fact that you managed to type out over 5 words while away from the kitchen is either impressive on your part, or a shame on the man that owns you

 8)
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Disturbiaz on April 05, 2013, 11:31:32 pm
Anus? Don't dis my try hardness

All I want is to get on the mic and spit it, but u can nvr hit it but fk u deby!

Cause this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me, cause we all needa lil' controversy, hax wud be so empty without me
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Cruel on April 05, 2013, 10:58:59 pm
This thread is a fail.

Good try Buffalo, yours was aight.

THE REST OF YOU CAN TAKE A 14 INCH CACK UP YOUR ANUS, YOU SUCK AT INSULTS.

#closerequest
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: scottballa07 on April 05, 2013, 10:43:15 pm
nobody here can take a joke, lol.
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Disturbiaz on April 05, 2013, 10:41:06 pm
Banned? But  I'm so tanned €.€

Wundn it be weird, so u can lie and imply just to get me there
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Implying on April 05, 2013, 10:39:15 pm
Quote from: scottballa07 on April 05, 2013, 10:34:49 pm
You all are getting banned.

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Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: scottballa07 on April 05, 2013, 10:34:49 pm
You all are getting banned.
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Cruel on April 05, 2013, 10:34:13 pm
Quote from: Disturbiaz on April 05, 2013, 10:11:06 pm
King? Pls, look at those knees

More broken ankles from my dangles than a phat cow with no pow

rap battles wud be better IMO[/spoiler]

Im white, i cant rap.

tfw self burn
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Disturbiaz on April 05, 2013, 10:11:06 pm
King? Pls, look at those knees

More broken ankles from my dangles than a phat cow with no pow

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Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Cruel on April 05, 2013, 09:43:01 pm
Quote from: buffalo on April 05, 2013, 09:38:21 pm
ohcruel posted while i was typing that

Oh my god you're annoying as ****.. and I almost never swear.

Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention. This is your only way of communicating amongst other people, because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to you irl.

There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's right mind is THAT much of an ****? You're the kind of person, Cruel, that just needs to get wiped off the internet. Maybe then you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the way you do. Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who like being in your presence. Friends who ask you how you are, what you've been doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it definitely wouldn't be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole league, including xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless useless and ignorant whines all over.

Cruel, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it. Give it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let everything go.

Peace..

Buffalo, you got your name after comparing your mothers weight to the closest animal. Obviously that **** is genetic, because you are the fattest f*ck i have seen  over the internet.

I need a new start? You need a gastric bypass.

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Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: FURGABLURGABLURGA on April 05, 2013, 09:41:35 pm
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. You are a canker, an open wound. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, and a weasel. I take that back; you are a festering pustule on a weasel's rump. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. You are a technicolor yawn. And did I mention that you smell?

You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg,
either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below his low standards. Your alleged parents abandoned you at birth and then died of shame in recognition of what they had done to an unsuspecting world. They were a bit late.

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more rapidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou.

You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full human. Worse than that, you top-post. God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with
you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together.
You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T. and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git.

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.12 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop
around your neck just to get your dog to play with you. You believe that P.D.Q. Bach is the greatest composer who ever lived. You prefer L. Ron Hubbard to Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Hee-Haw is too deep for you. You would watch test patterns all day if the other inmates would let you.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. Spammers look down on you. Phone sex operators hang up on you. Telemarketers refuse to be seen in public with you. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. You are a Pusillanimous galactophage and you wear your sister's training bra. Don't bother opening the door when you leave - you should be able to slime your way out underneath. I hope that when you get home your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You dankish clack-dish ****. You
gormless crook-pated tosser. You bloody churlish boil-brained clot pole ponce. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. May your spouse be blessed with many bastards.

You are so clueless that if you dressed in a clue skin, doused yourself in clue musk, and did the clue dance in the middle of a field of **** clues at the height of clue mating season, you still would not have a clue. If you were a movie you would be a double feature; _Battlefield_Earth_ and _Moron_Movies_II_. You would be out of focus.

You are a fiend and a sniveling coward, and you have bad breath. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. You wear strangely mismatched clothing with oddly placed stains. You
are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just knowing that you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. You won't make it. I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable when you crawled out of a harpy's lair.

It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, EDLINoid, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dyspeptic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, and Generally Not Good.

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Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: buffalo on April 05, 2013, 09:40:16 pm
Oh my god you're annoying as ****.. and I almost never swear.

Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention. This is your only way of communicating amongst other people, because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to you irl.

There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's right mind is THAT much of an ****? You're the kind of person, Cruel, that just needs to get wiped off the internet. Maybe then you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the way you do. Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who like being in your presence. Friends who ask you how you are, what you've been doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it definitely wouldn't be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole league, including xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless useless and ignorant whines all over.

Cruel, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it. Give it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let everything go.

Peace..
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Cruel on April 05, 2013, 09:39:14 pm
Quote from: Disturbiaz on April 05, 2013, 09:36:40 pm
U gay ****

Suck my phat dick

The only thing disturbing about you is how low your PPG is, and how small your tiny ass d*ck is.

Your lack of production in PHL is a straight indicator of how not straight you are.

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Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: buffalo on April 05, 2013, 09:38:21 pm
ohcruel posted while i was typing that

Oh my god you're annoying as ****.. and I almost never swear.

Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention. This is your only way of communicating amongst other people, because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to you irl.

There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's right mind is THAT much of an ****? You're the kind of person, Cruel, that just needs to get wiped off the internet. Maybe then you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the way you do. Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who like being in your presence. Friends who ask you how you are, what you've been doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it definitely wouldn't be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole league, including xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless useless and ignorant whines all over.

Cruel, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it. Give it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let everything go.

Peace..
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: buffalo on April 05, 2013, 09:37:38 pm
Oh my god you're annoying as ****.. and I almost never swear.

Is it not clear to you that you're hated? Nah, you know it. No doubt. Obviously this is your only way of getting attention. This is your only way of communicating amongst other people, because no one actually calls you, cares about you, or talks to you irl.

There's funny. And then there's you. The unfunniest troll I have ever seen in my entire internet life. I mean, who in someone's right mind is THAT much of an ****? You're the kind of person, Thunder, that just needs to get wiped off the internet. Maybe then you'd take the time to learn how to not behave the way you do. Maybe then you'd actually get friends. Friends who like being in your presence. Friends who ask you how you are, what you've been doing, etc. And nope, aeh, I'm sorry, but it definitely wouldn't be boring without him. Easy fact. This whole league, including xat and the forums - wouldn't have countless useless and ignorant whines all over.

Thunder, I'm kinda asking you nicely - please.. just stop it. Give it a rest, you can easily start over. Just please, let everything go.

Peace..
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Cruel on April 05, 2013, 09:37:23 pm
Let me help you out.

Thunder, I was named AGM because your fa*got ass couldn't even manage a boy scouts club, let alone a haxball club.

You think you are so good at hax, but honestly the only reason anyone allows you to continue playing is because we are convinced that you are autistic; we dont want any irl blow ups.

Your lack of balls is a crime in most islamic states. You literally have less male genitalia then thought humanly possible.

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Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Disturbiaz on April 05, 2013, 09:36:40 pm
U gay ****

Suck my phat dick
Title: Re: Rage the Above
Post by: Thunderstorm on April 05, 2013, 09:25:54 pm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 

LOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SUCK FOR AGMING CRUEL DA FAG HIMSELF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Rage the Above
Post by: Cruel on April 05, 2013, 08:55:50 pm
Sooo the way it works is you post a rage about the person above you.

EX (For the Retards (Thunder *cough cough*)):

A posts
B flames A
C flames B.

Ye, much love guys.

Lets see how much we hate each other.